It turns out that seeing a band you saw in your 20s, when you are now in your 40s, can make you feel like the sands of time are running a tad low
The Boy Least Likely To at Bush Hall
IT is illegal to say anything slightly negative about the carefully constructed icon Beyoncé, but if you were on a late train any time last week you would have been surrounded by scores of middle-aged people in cowboy hats.
No doubt they thought Bey loved them back for rocking her London gig merch but by any sober analysis these fans had actually become the worst hen party searching for the right platform for Brighton.
At the risk of prosecution, is there anything more predictable than Beyoncé having a country swing reinvention in the middle of her stellar soul career?
Amid the Stetsons, you’d have found Harrington also on my way back from a gig.
A little more low key, 200 people had been in the Bush Hall in Shepherd’s Bush for a band you’ve either never heard of or can’t remember, called The Boy Least Likely To. It’s the sort of cute venue that wherever you are standing you can see the faces of the performers, and you don’t have to queue for the loos.
That’s not to say all this is definitely better than the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, readers can make up their own minds about that.
Now, I would’ve thought I’d have felt old going to a Beyoncé show, such is the desperation you find in so many in their 40s and 50s, claiming, as they do, to love the superpowers of pop in a see-through bid to cling on to a lost level of cool. Saying you like Beyoncé at our age, or Taylor Swift or Stormzy or bubble tea, is like those who claim they really can’t miss The Super Bowl. You’ll stare and insist you’re enjoying it, but you don’t really understand what’s going on.
And yet, in the end, it was going to The Boy Least Likely To that made me feel old, and not just because their songs are often sad nostalgic spins about missed opportunities and what life could’ve been if we’d made a different choice at a different time.
The Boy Least Likely To on GMTV nearly 20 years ago
No, it turns out that seeing a band you saw in your 20s with other people who were also in their 20s, when you are now in your 40s and the people around you are too, suitably makes you feel like the sands of time are running a tad low.
The band was playing their 2005 album The Best Party Ever in full as an anniversary special, but last time I saw them it was a packed house at the Scala in King’s Cross and here it was just the happy survivors, still nodding away to their softly-sung, folksy indie tunes, complete with an occasional toot on the recorder.
Everybody was wearing slightly more expensive stripy jerseys and better looking sneakers than the last time we convened to hear these songs, but there were more bald heads, extra rings around the eyes and regular phone checks on the baby-sitters. It was like a scene that might have been in High Fidelity, something poetical about the realisation by a Hornby-type that songs only freeze time for so long and somehow they can make you feel happy and sad at the same time.
As if to illustrate the bittersweet nature of this gathering, band leader Jof Owen explained his tooth had popped out like an old man last week, while the new keyboardist turned out to be the daughter of the original keyboard player.
She was in the womb the first time around.
To think, I came to this place to feel jolly, not to question what I have actually done with the past 20 years.
Maybe The Boy Least Likely To felt the same way returning to their little masterpieces from the early 2000s.
They once had Rashida Jones – Anne Perkins in Parks and Recreation and much more – in their music video, and got to play out GMTV one morning with their song Be Gentle With Me.
Another of theirs featured in the Peter Rabbit movie soundtrack, but you wouldn’t really call them famous.
Maybe 20 years from now, when Beyoncé is still romping around in a shiny catsuit in her 60s and people of a similar age are wondering how she still has the energy for it, Sarah from Burgess Hill will dig out the fading cherry Stetston she wore to see her heroine sing the Cowboy Carter album in 2025.
Fair enough, I shouldn’t be a grinch – because that speck of a bright gold light they made out on the stage from the last row of the Spurs stadium last week and the giant screens on which they actually watched the concert will no doubt be burned into the brain forever.
Nothing makes your memory clearer than your favourite music played live, nothing is better at granting you a sorcerous quantum leap back to a certain moment, place, argument or kiss.
But, boy, a song most likely can make you feel old.
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