Chelsea Handler wants to “protect the women of the world” from “horny old men” like Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Elon Musk and Alec Baldwin – all who won’t stop having children.
The comedian, 48, declared the issue an “epidemic” and took to Instagram to discuss the elder male celebrity’s propensity for procreating.
“There’s an epidemic sweeping the country and, no, it’s not another virus, it’s worse. Horny old men who won’t stop spreading their seed,” she said in the video, shared Wednesday.
The “Chelsea Lately” alum, who filmed the video in her bathroom while wearing a silky white pajama set, took aim at De Niro, 79, and Pacino, 83, Baldwin, 64, and Musk, 51.
“Don’t get me started on these four horny old men who have never met a broken condom they didn’t like,” she went on.
“They cannot stop procreating. Between the four of those guys, they have 32 children.”
The “Chelsea” star singled out the Tesla founder, who tops the list with 10 kids.
“Elon Musk clearly isn’t as old as [Rupert] Murdoch or De Niro. He’s not in his eighties but because of his personality, he may as well be,” she joked, as a video of Musk dancing awkwardly popped up on screen.
Handler then suggested she could offer herself up for “auction” in order to protect other women.
“Actually, maybe all these old men should put themselves up for auction. After all, they are antiques,” she quipped.
Handler concluded the sketch by declaring, “Horny old men – it’s never worth the money.”
De Niro recently welcomed his seventh child, a girl named Gia Virginia Chen De Niro, with his partner, Tiffany Chen, 45.
He is already a dad to six children: Drena, 51, and Raphael, 46, with his first wife, Diahnne Abbott, twins Julian and Aaron, 27, with former girlfriend Toukie Smith, and Elliot, 24, and Helen, 11, with ex-wife Grace Hightower.
Meanwhile, his “Godfather Part II” co-star, Pacino, is expecting his fourth child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, 29.
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“He’s a few years older than me. God bless him,” De Niro said during an appearance on TODAY, congratulating his longtime pal.
Pacino is already a dad to Julie Marie, 33, with ex-girlfriend Jan Tarrant, and twins Anton and Olivia, 22, with ex Beverly D’Angelo.
Baldwin recently became a father of eight when he welcomed his seventh child with wife Hilaria Baldwin, 39.
The pair now share Carmen, 9, Rafael, 7, Leonardo, 6, Romeo, 4, Eduardo, 2, Lucia, 2, and Ilaria, 7 months.
The “30 Rock” alum is also a dad to daughter Ireland Baldwin, 27, with ex Kim Basinger.
Musk, for his part, has 10 kids with three women.
His first child, Nevada, passed away from sudden infant death syndrome in 2002.
He and his ex-wife, Justine Musk, went on to welcome twins Griffin and Vivian Musk in 2004, followed by triplets Kai, Saxon and Damian Musk in 2006.
The billionaire then welcomed a baby, controversially named X Æ A-12, with ex-girlfriend Grimes in May 2020.
The pair also welcomed a daughter, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, in December 2021.
The same year, he became a dad to twins with Shivon Zilis, who was an employee at his company Neuralink.