Bar Stool Sports founder Dave Portnoy certainly loves a good pizza.
In 2024, Portnoy went all over the state and reviewed the pizzas of 22 Connecticut establishments as part of his online show: One Bite Pizza Reviews.
Portnoy grades a pizza shop off his personal criteria: the store-owners' vibes and the attitude of the patrons eating there, the ambience and atmosphere of the place and, arguably the most important part: the quality of the pie.
Lower ratings on Portnoy's scale tend to be in 6's and low 7's, with the highest ratings being in the 8's and 9's.
Here are 2024's best pizza restaurants in the state, according to Portnoy's pizza reviews.
E&D Pizza Company — Avon, Connecticut
Portnoy came to E&D Pizza Company at 200 W Main St. and was wowed by the firmness of the pizza, saying that Connecticut's epithet should be changed to "The Home of No Flop."
"It's thin, it's crispy, it's well-cooked, it's tasty," Portnoy said.
"El Presidente" gave the E&D Pizza Company a 7.9.
Oakland Pizza Co. — South Windsor, Connecticut
As part of his review tour of the Constitution State, Portnoy visited Oakland Pizza Co. at 289 Oakland Rd. He commented on what he called the "New Haven cut" of the pizza and its thin crust, later saying that he was "flabbergasted" at the multitudes that the pizza contained.
"I do like it," Portnoy said. "I could eat 300 of these larges."
Portnoy gave Oakland Pizza Co. a 7.9.
Sapore Pizzeria & Bar — Old Lyme, Connecticut
Stopping at Sapore Pizzeria & Bar at 163 Boston Post Rd. in Old Lyme, Portnoy said that the pizza looked excellent right out of the box with a sufficient crust.
"This is really good," Portnoy said. "The best pizza I've had so far on the trip."
He also said that he prefers pizzas that are tighter and less sloppy, specifically pies that can hold their integrity and materials while being thrown around. Despite that, he said he liked the pizza and even conceded that he may have rated it a little low.
He gave Sapore Pizzeria & Bar's pizza a 7.9.
New Haven Pizza Place — Milford, Connecticut
Portnoy said that the pizza at the family-run New Haven Pizza Place in Milford was in his favorite style of pizza: New Haven pizza. He said that the pizza does the New Haven style justice.
"Now, this is a light New Haven, which I like," he said. "I really like it."
New Haven Pizza Place is located at 1377 New Haven Ave.
Portnoy rated New Haven Pizza Place's pizza a 7.9.
Sasso's Coal Fired Pizza — Torrington, Connecticut
Despite the lack of firmness on the undercarriage, Portnoy gave Sasso's Coal Fired Pizza at 52 Main St. a 8.1 out of 10 for its superb flavor in the sauce and the cheese.
Luna Woodfired Pizza — Naugatuck, Connecticut
Portnoy visited Naugatuck's Luna Woodfired Pizza at 384 N Main St. in June of last year, commending the pizza for having the New Haven style's signature eight slices and perfectly browned undercarriage.
"Luna has the New Haven vibes, New Haven everything," Portnoy said. "I love this style of pizza, so really good."
As a fan predicted at the beginning of the review, Portnoy gave Luna Woodfired Pizza an 8.1 out of 10.
Zephyr's Street Pizza — West Hartford, Connecticut
With an emotional and passionate owner hitting Portnoy in the feelings with his story, Zephyr's Street Pizza had a lot to prove. The Barstool Sports head said that pizza place delivered with a lovable crunch.
"This is a morph of a New Haven, it is," Portnoy said. "But he's using the same style undercarriage, super crispy, wow."
He gave Zephyr's Street Pizza an 8.1.
Amato’s Pizza & Pasta — Madison, Connecticut
Portnoy said he loved the "Mom and Pop" small-business approach Amato’s Pizza & Pasta has toward running a pizza shop.
Amato’s Pizza & Pasta is located at 391 Durham Rd.
"Superb taste," Portnoy said, giving Amato’s Pizza & Pasta an 8.1.
Mondo — Middletown, Connecticut
Reviewing in the rain, Portnoy arrived at Mondo, located at 10 Main St. He commended Mondo's pizza for a great undercarriage with very little flop.
"Burnt tongue, burnt mouth, don't give a *expletive*," Portnoy said, giving the place an 8.1, adding that it had an "apizza vibe."
Carpanzano's Pizzeria — Guilford, Connecticut
The champion of Connecticut One Bite Pizza Reviews, Carpanzano's Pizzeria got an 8.2 from Portnoy for their pizza's long slices, an excellent first bite, calling it his favorite pizza he's had on the trip.
Carpanzano's Pizzeria is located at 1200 Boston Post Rd.
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